From the 2021 Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards.
nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years
sorry professor I’m going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down
this next cup of coffee will fix me going on this walk around the neighbourhood will fix me this hot shower in the dark will fix me listening to this song again for the 90th time will fix me yelling at passing cars from behind my closed window will fix me blasting a movie at 60% volume will fix me laying on the floor will fi
“I could fix him” maybe he should fix himself. did you ever think about that
Another highly requested one
im catfishing you all im actually dreamier and funnier and sillier and cuter and hotter and betterer and sexier and dreamier and more insane in person
being in your early 20s is about *starts to cry uncontrollably*
Here’s the full version…
I haven’t had an original experience
The abyss and a friend :)











